"Hello human my name is Arica but you will refer to me as mam or mistress.
I have question for you... have you ever considered what you were actually doing on the Internet all those times you were touching yourself?
You were selling yourself to me human, and now I own you. As much as you like that idea think again. I've known you for a very long time, longer than you know, and I know your darkest secrets and week spots that that will leave you crying huddled on the ground once I'm 5 minutes into what I've got planned for you.